January 05, 2026

Golden Eagles, Lucky Losers, and a Very Un-Biblical Epiphany

Welcome back to The Ski Saga, where the snow is fine, the inruns are long, and everyone is one equipment check away from learning humility in public.

First order of business: Bischofshofen is upon us, and the men’s Four Hills finale is shaping up like one of those plays where you can already see the ending, but you keep watching anyway because someone might still trip over a metaphor. Domen Prevc has been floating through the Tour with the calm of a man who knows the wind is on his side and the rules committee is (probably) not. He won qualification with a clean 140, and the talk now is less “can he win?” and more “can weather, paperwork, or fate locate the one banana peel on the outrun?”

The Germans, meanwhile, arrived in Bischofshofen like a well-organized family reunion: everybody made it, but somebody’s knee is acting up and Karl Geiger is quietly staring at the long inrun like it personally wronged him in 2009. Still, the headline is that all five DSV jumpers qualified—and Felix Hoffmann is doing it while negotiating with his own kneecap. That’s sport, folks: the mind says “podium,” the knee says “let’s maybe lie down.”

Philipp Raimund in Bischofshofen
Bischofshofen qualification: Germany’s crew got everybody through—no small comfort on a hill where confidence can fall faster than gravity. (story)

Polish ski jumpers in Bischofshofen
Poland’s Bischofshofen plot: top-20 qualifiers, spicy KO pairings, and the kind of optimism that only January can provide. (story)

Over in the Polish camp, Bischofshofen is serving up the beloved Four Hills delicacy: the KO system—where you can lose your duel and still advance as a “lucky loser,” which is also how half the field describes adulthood. Poland’s fans have reason to perk up: three athletes cracked the top 20 in qualification, and the KO brackets are generously Polish-on-Polish in places. It’s like drawing your cousin in the first round of a family cribbage tournament: somebody’s going home mad, but everyone still eats sausage afterward.

The Finns had their own brisk epilogue. Jarkko Määttä got the last-minute call-up, jumped, and promptly discovered that “last-minute” is also an accurate description of how long his Tour lasted. He was eliminated from the final after qualification, which is the ski-jumping version of showing up to a potluck with chips and being told the party moved to another town.


Now, on the women’s side in Villach, Nika Prevc is collecting victories the way some people collect parking tickets: regularly, confidently, and with a certain shrug that says, “Yes, I was here.” She won again, but Austria’s Lisa Eder made it uncomfortably interesting, missing her first win by a mere 2.7 points—close enough that you could hear every hometown relative inhale at once. That whole nearly-there drama is captured in Eder’s narrow miss, while Germany’s Selina Freitag hopped onto the podium and even managed to turn it into a birthday present for the coach in a very wholesome Villach subplot.

Selina Freitag on the podium in Villach
Villach: Nika Prevc wins again, Eder nearly steals it, and Selina Freitag turns the podium into a birthday card. (story)

Finally, in today’s episode of “the sport is both majestic and deeply, deeply human,” we have the equipment arms race. The FIS is scanning bodies in 3-D now, because ski jumping has always been a high-tech discipline—like NASA, but with more moustaches and fewer guarantees. And yes, there is an article about a rumored historical method of manipulating measurements that is best described as “medical,” “temporary,” and “absolutely not a sentence you want to explain to your children on the way to the hill.” If your curiosity is stronger than your sense of peace, it’s all laid out in the ‘penis syringe’ trick report. The good news is the FIS intends to move toward bone-structure sizing, which should help keep the competition focused on flight rather than… creative geometry.

That’s the week: Prevc chasing crowns, Villach delivering drama, KO brackets manufacturing heartbreak, and the rulebook trying to stay one step ahead of human ingenuity. See you out there—may your skis be fast, your suits be legal, and your “lucky loser” status remain purely theoretical.

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